Thursday, November 24, 2016

RELEASE BLITZ - The Ball Games Bundle by Andie M. Long

Title: The Ball Games Bundle
Novellas Included: 
- Balls
- Snow Balls
- New Balls Please
- Balls Fore
Author: Andie M. Long
Genre: Romantic Comedy Novellas
Release: November 21, 2016
MEET THE TURNERS in the hilarious 
Ball Games Series. 
The First Four novellas now available in one sexy bundle.

BALLS: Camille Turner meets ex-tormenter Dylan Ball again, only now he’s grown up and HOT.

SNOW BALLS: Tyler Turner gets his eviction notice. It’s son versus mum Dora, but while he’s at war will he ever notice he has an admirer?

NEW BALLS PLEASE: Feeling ignored Dora goes on holiday to learn tennis. While she’s there partner Tim turns Alpha. At the same time, a guilty Dora reads one of her self-help books about becoming a devoted Housewife. What’s going to happen when they reunite?

BALLS FORE: A blast from past returns to upset Beth and her carefully ordered life.

From start to finish, this series is freakin' hilarious! I love that Dylan was remorseful for his treat of Camille when they were in school, although I don't agree with his behavior back then. I was certainly surprised by the turn of events when it came to the guy Camille used to have a crush on. Camille's older brother Tyler is definitely one that could grate on your nerves, but there is a good reason why he's that way, and at least their mom finally realized it. I liked that while they're not married, Dora and Tim are still very much in love with each other, considering how long they've been together. Dora is definitely one outrageous woman, and Tim is the perfect complement to her, even if they still have some changing and growing to do in their relationship. And hooray for Beth finally getting her HEA, although it's with the one person she was least expecting it to be with. And I love how she took control of her life and financial situation and made it work; couldn't be easy to do when you've got a toddler running around the house. I'm very much looking forward to reading more books from 
Andie M. Long.

It’s not every day a chocolate penis is wanged in your face. ‘Mum. Stop it, you’re in a children’s play centre,’ yells my best mate, Camille. Her shouting only has more people turning towards us.‘Oh, Camille. How do you think all those children were made? If it wasn’t for willies, there wouldn’t be anyone in your business.’ ‘Talking about business, leave Beth alone.’‘But she’s an expert.’‘Not with penises I’m not.’ I sigh. ‘But chocolate, yes. Cam, go make us a drink so I can have a proper conversation with your mum.’
Sighing, I follow Dylan through the bank. I can’t help noticing that for an arsehole, his bottom is rather nice. Tight and firm. He swings round. 'Are you checking out my bum?'' No.' I go to flip my hair but meet nothing as it's in the damn ponytail. 'Sorry, my mistake,' Dylan raises his hands in mock surrender. ‘That’s just how it looked. You know, in the reflection there.' He points to a glass cabinet. I look and see our reflections. Fuck. 'It's a kink in the glass or something. Makes it look weird.' I fold my arms around myself. Dylan tilts his head as he looks at me. 'Kink, hey? Hmm.’

What the fuck does she read? I called in sick again. It's now late Tuesday morning and I've spent hours pouring over these books. Billionaires. Cowboys. Rock Stars. I've also been through the shelves. Dora already had a couple of the books I've bought her. One thing they all have in common? What I have seen termed as an Alpha Male. Basically, you start off treating the woman like absolute shit, but it's okay because you have issues. It's not personal, it's because you're an orphan. In these books, every one of them is an orphan. Could the authors not be fucking bothered to write parents and family in? Fuck those few thousand words and complications. Road accident for Ma and Pa. Job done. Well, I'm not an orphan but my mum died a few years ago, so that's something I can work with. I'll develop some kind of issue with it, to make myself angry.
Andie M. Long is author of The Alpha series which includes Amazon Number One Erotic Thriller The Alphabet Game; Co-writer of the Amazon Number One Erotic Romance/Adult fiction bestseller The Bunk Up with DH Sidebottom and The Ball Games series, amongst others. She lives in Sheffield with her son and long suffering partner. When not being partner, mother, employee or writer she can usually be found on Facebook or walking her whippet, Bella. Andie will be signing in Liverpool and Newcastle 2017 and York 2018.

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